I wish I was paralyzed So people would help me When I can't get off the couch I wish I was deaf So people would understand When I didn't hear what they said I wish I was a dog So people would comfort me When I feel scared of loud noises I wish I was blind So people would recognize When I can't see the world the way they do I wish I was a cat So people would think it's cute When I just lay around the house I wish I was unintelligent So people would get it When I don't grasp a concept quickly I wish I was a child So people would hold me When I cry for no obvious reason I wish I was a tardigrade So people wouldn't be surprised When they learn they overlooked me
